who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
(Source: alanblooms, via pizza)
*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem
me auditioning to model
(Source: humorking, via pizza)
"I swear I’m okay. I’m just tired. And no, not just the kind of tired where I’ve had a long day, but the kind of tired where I slept for 7 hours last night, and yet, I feel as though I haven’t had a good night’s rest in months. The kind of tired where taking a deep breath feels like carrying twice my body weight. The kind of tired where I feel as though I’ve been searching for you as if you were the last piece of buried treasure on this earth. The kind of tired that I fear no amount of sleep can ever cure."
- Connotativewords | jl | Weak and Weary (via splitterherzen)