i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
I’m laughing so hard at everyone who hasn’t read tfios watching the “it’s a metaphor” clip and calling augustus a pretentious asshole because
yes he’s a pretentious asshole. that’s the whole point.
You think about this: when you get old these kids, when I get old, they’re going to be running the country. Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
- me literally all the time in every situation (via crookednose)
if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands
yes I cried during this part
Damn NOW I’m crying